Not Washington

Our first president could have been so much cooler
This is Commander Shepard. Not Washington.

This is Commander Shepard. Not Washington.

This is Bulbasaur. Not Washington.

This is Bulbasaur. Not Washington.

This is The Tick. Not Washington.

This is The Tick. Not Washington.

This is the Hulk. Not Washington.

This is the Hulk. Not Washington.

This is Charmander. Not Washington.

This is Charmander. Not Washington.

This is Slimer. Not Washington.

This is Slimer. Not Washington.

This is Dr. Zoidberg. Not Washington.

This is Dr. Zoidberg. Not Washington.

This is Captain America. Not Washington.

This is Captain America. Not Washington.

This is Mr. Peanut. Not Washington.

This is Mr. Peanut. Not Washington.

This is Professor Oak. Not Washington.

This is Professor Oak. Not Washington.